so warm yet so itchy

No, I'm not talking about wool. I speak only of Facial Hair February. For those of you unfamiliar with FHF, you shave prior to (or on) the morning of February first, then for the rest of the month, let your natural hair come in. Obviously, by the F in FHF, it implies you must have facial hair, so grow what you can. It is not Neck Hair February, so shave off your Amish beard and grow that 'stache and soul patch you've always wanted to.