flowchart of fun

courtesy of my big brother (no, not Big Brother, my big brother from Pike... although it'd be interesting to see how Big Brother would react to the chart):

tada!

yeah I'd post it but it is huge and I don't want to photoshop it down... plus linking to the guy is always a cool thing to do.

save as draft ≠ publish, oops

Well, the reason for the delay in blogging is twofold. One - 'save as draft' and 'publish' are not the same thing, by any means. Oops. So now I'll just sum them up all in one post. Two - Wii! Yeah, I found one.

So, Wii has this feature where I can connect to the interblag. As a result, well... let us just say NSFW.

The Catholics are in season again. Some give up booze, some give up meat, some give up smoking. Even non-Catholics participate in giving something up. People are so superficial though. I gave up something to better myself and society. I gave up being Catholic.

The quarter is over. After Monday morning I'll let you know how I did. One year until I graduate. Anyone need a biologist next year?

Damn. I almost 'save as draft'ed again.

obscure poetry that has a hidden meaning but I won't tell anyone because i'm emo.

How can I always lend a hand
But ignore the cries within myself
It brings me joy to bring you a smile
But my emptiness still sits up on the shelf

Inside my heart will always bleed
But I will never let it be shown on my face
Only the tear that falls down my cheek
Will give you a glimpse, a shadow, a trace

I suffocate when I try to breathe
The chains you gave won't let my body go
I have dreams, and needs, and wants
My body is numb, I think maybe you should know

I struggle with my demons each day
You feed them while you slowly watch me die
Please let me be and please set me free
I want to smile as I look up at the sky

I want the moon to brighten the night
I want the clouds to pass me on by
I want the stars to guide me to heaven
And I want wings to life me and fly

that's what she said

We had a great showing of eight people at our annual International That's What She Said Day party.

I am better at vision that she is at hiding.

I have a bat in a plastic bag watching TV with me. He (or she) smells like fish sticks. He (or she) is dead.

I got a 96 on my Ochem 2 exam 3. I was going to call my mom, but I realized it would be 6:10 AM when I got it back.

One degrees out is cold.

I don't have any complete thoughts, so this'll have to do for now.

losing the game (sorry)

I reported my loss of the game (which, Wiki deleted and protected because they didn't understand) to many people via text and these are the responses I got:

-I just lost the game.
-Aw, loser. You should kill yourself.

-I just lost the game.
-What game?
-THE game
-I DON'T know what that is.
-The game where you have to forget the game.
-Oh I dont know that game
-Its really fun. Google it. Guzzag.
-Guzzag!

-I just lost the game.
-Fuck you douche.

-I just lost the game.
-Oh shit.

-I just lost the game.
-Who did?
-I did.
-Who?
-Me david bander.
-Ah! What?
-THE game. Google it.

-I just lost the game.
-That's really fucking weird because i sent that exact message to someone else 10 min ago.

-I just lost the game.
-Nice

-I just lost the game.
-I think I kno what ur talkin about but not 100 percent
-The game.
-The game?...
-Where you have to try and forget it.
-Oh yeah! Now i lost!
-Sorry babe :(
-Its ok!

-I just lost the game.
-xxxxxx just explained to what that meant and I think its dumb.
-I think youre dumb.
-But I still miss you tho

-I just lost the game.
-What game?
-THE game.
*calls me*

-I just lost the game.
-? elaborate
-THE game. Google it! Just know that now you are playing.
-got it and am currently losing the game
-Oh no! do better!

the ice was cold

I went ice skating on Speed Lake for the first time today. My ice skates are a little too small, and I didn't realize there was a difference between hockey skates and figure skates. Apparently figure skates aren't blades, so you can jump and shit. It isn't a bad thing, it was just surprising to open the box and not see blades. I didn't fall down, so the title is a little misleading. The ice was cold and that was a good thing because otherwise it would be water, and I think swimming with ice skates on might not be too fun.

It was fun. It was a nice change of pace, do to something fun. Its been too long. I need to go out and have fun more often.

proton ted's asian brother

they had to do it

I'm a pretty big Colts fan. Well, I WAS a pretty big Colts fan. In fact, they were my #2 team (go Seahawks.) Then they won the Super Bowl, yay Colts, and what is the first thing that happens? They thank Jesus Christ. Why couldn't Dungy and OwnerGuy have kept religion out of it and spoken of say.... FOOTBALL? Even his blackness would've been OK, seeing as it is Black History Month*. But no, they had to bring Christ into it.

WANTED: New 2nd favorite NFL team. You: Non-religious or non-sharing about relig. Me: TWM, 21, likes theatre, video games, and the walks on the beaches.

At least they aren't the Patriots. Man I hate the Patriots. And the Yankees. I think Tom Brady is just like A-Rod... or Jeter. Actually I don't think that, but I DO think it is silly when people compare ANYTHING in the NFL to the Yankees, since all of of pro football is far superior to anything the Yankees could regurgitate.

*I don't like how BHM conflicts with Facial Hair February. We should make a month just for BHM, namely, Smarch.

Super Bowl XLI -Bears Vs. Colts

We'll see...

so warm yet so itchy

No, I'm not talking about wool. I speak only of Facial Hair February. For those of you unfamiliar with FHF, you shave prior to (or on) the morning of February first, then for the rest of the month, let your natural hair come in. Obviously, by the F in FHF, it implies you must have facial hair, so grow what you can. It is not Neck Hair February, so shave off your Amish beard and grow that 'stache and soul patch you've always wanted to.