The grass is always greener...

... in my front yard? Weird. My back yard is kind of a shit hole (except for the fire pit, different kind of hole) and I hate to mow it, but I do love to mow the front yard.

I called Verizon today because they suck and I want some money back, and I was on hold for 5 minutes, got some lady that was glad to help me out. Good. Wait - no, we got disconnected. Fuck. Called back. No hold. Good. Wait - no, she was an imbecile. She started off pretty standard, how are you doing today? I mentioned it was a little humid today. Bad mistake. I got fifteen (yes, I'm not making this up) minutes of her life story, between how she went to the drug store yesterday and then it rained, to the fact she was wearing a light jacket because she didn't know what the weather was supposed to be like.

After all of that, at least she helped me.

Wait, no. She couldn't help me and so I just got upset and hung up. Lucky for her I'm in a really good mood today.