Free Pizza and the $8 Tip

Sounds like a bad porno, I know.

Greg and I were going to go to Chinese food for lunch today but decided that we didn't want to stop for cash, so instead we went to Pizza Hut for lunch. There were 2 big parties of 15+, so our food took a while. It was yummy, but we needed to go boxes. We got out check and went up to the register to pay. Oops, computers down. Only cash and check. Fuck. I thought I had my check book in my car but I didnt. The lady there told us it was on her, so we left her an $8 tip.