How I Got Arrested at SeaTac

Well now that I got your attention, I didn't actually get arrested. I was going through the security line and the TSA dude pulled my backpack out from the XRay and asked if he could look at it. Like the pawn I am, I said yes. He looked in my middle pocket and zipped it up. He opened my big pocket and pulled out my colaander (which has a metal handle) he laughed and showed the other TSA people, who all got a kick out of it. They just couldn't figure out what it was. I found it very surprising that they'd never seen a 23 year old with a colander in his laptop bag.